I really want a bamboo bike frame. They run from $1,600 up to $3,600.
I'LL SUCK YOUR DICK, ETC. I SWEAR TO GOD.
So how am I going to make this work? Put up a webcam and gyrate in the nude?
It's not like my original strategy worked. You know, the one where I get a job, put in my hours, and save up the loot gradually.
So I've decided to resort to executive dicksucking.
You know how to find me.
P.S. I'm going to need some fancy wheels too.